By Zee:
Babes. I came. I slayed. I moisturised. And trust me when I say: Portia M’s 15-Year Marula Skin Oil Relaunch was not just a party – it was the Oscars of skincare. If your invite got “lost in the mail,” I’m so sorry for your pores. Because Sandton’s DaVinci Hotel was dripping in melanin magic, marula oil, and more glam than a Sunday – at the Sandton Assemblies of God branch, this wasn’t just a product launch; it was a whole spiritual experience with high heels, hallelujahs, and hella good food. Let’s get into it, shall we?
WHO STOLE THE SHOW?
First of all, Lerato Kganyago. The woman understood the assignment, wrote a thesis, submitted it early and graduated with honours! MC of the evening and certified slayer in black-tie glam, she held the mic like it was a diamond-encrusted scepter. The jokes? Slick. The glow? Unreal. The wig? Laid. We stan. Seriously, how is she not aging like the rest of us?
STAR POWER
Then Naledi Aphiwe floated on stage looking like a vision and sang her heart out. Yes, the same Naledi who just dropped vocals on a Chris Brown collab! You heard me. South Africa is not playing with these global vocals, babes.
INFLUENCER TEA
Let’s talk beauty queens: Keneilwe, Madiamini, and Rosey Irwin got on the mic and gave us heartfelt testimonials that had us in our feels. No lies, just glow. These ladies didn’t just wear the product – they lived it. Give them a campaign deal already!
CHURCH GIRL VIBES
When Coriel Makhalemele opened the night with a prayer? I got chills. The spirit was in the room, Ma’am. Yes, we had champagne in hand, but the Hallelujahs still hit. Who says you can’t mix holy oil and marula oil? And oh – I need her to lay her hand on my dying weave, because the way the anointing was flowing? Whew. Glory and glow, saints.
THE HOSPITALITY?
Alexis Tshangane, the beauty-editor-turned-PR-queen and host of the night, brought grace, charm, and the kind of poise only a woman who knows both sides of the beauty game can deliver. She made everyone feel welcome – including this very important gossip queen, who left feeling seen, sparkly, and spoiled.
LAMB TO REMEMBER
Now let me tell you about the food. That lamb? I’m still thinking about it. I need the chef’s name, number, and maybe a little cuddle. It was that serious. Honestly, I considered smuggling a leg out in my clutch.
THE GLOW QUEEN
And let’s not forget Portia Mngomezulu herself, the glowing goddess, floating through the room like an angel in stilettos. Sis didn’t just start a brand – she birthed a movement. And last night? She reminded us who really runs skincare in SA. Period.
GOODY BAG GOALS
As we stumbled out (gracefully, of course), we were handed the cutest little gold package with the newly revamped Marula Skin Oil inside. Packaging? Chic. Formula? Upgraded. Skin? Already prepped for summer!
AND CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE CROWD?
Only a handful of men in the room, who came to work – and honestly? It was refreshing. The vibe was serene, supportive, and safe. We weren’t dodging side-eyes, adjusting our tops, or running to the bathroom every five minutes to check our lipstick. It was just radiant women, good vibes, and a whole lot of skin confidence. More of this, please!
SMALL SHADE, BIG LOVE
Now, ahem… Can someone please tell a few of the journos that black tie is not business casual? I’m not naming names (today), but sweeties, Google exists. Let’s not disrespect the dress code next time. The rest of us were sparkling!
That’s all from me, babes! Until the next glitzy gig… stay moisturised, stay booked, and never skip the glow. – @NewsSA_Online
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