JOZI JUST GOT CROC’D: The party of the century
By Zee:
If you weren’t on the Crocs guestlist tonight at Sandton City, honey… sit down. You missed everything. And by everything, I mean a full-blown, shoe-filled fantasy land that had us all questioning our life choices up until that very moment.
First things first, Crocs came through like the true snack they are. Before the event even kicked off, they delivered a fresh pair of CROCS straight to your door. Yes, your door. Not your neighbour’s, not your cousin’s… yours. Talk about setting the mood for an entrance that screams: “Yes, I’m here to glow.”
When we finally sashayed into the store, a dozen assistants greeted us with goodie bags. I’ll admit, I peeked inside and thought… hmm, empty? Plot twist: the mystery of the empt...









