THE VIP PASS TO THE DRAMA YOU MISSED: The night Helen Zille rebranded as Magogo the Menace
By Zee:
BABES. Where do I even begin? Friday night at the Sandton Convention Centre was less a comedy show and more a live political exorcism. The Roast of Helen Zille, courtesy of Showmax and the Laugh Africa Comedy Festival, delivered drama, danger, and a disturbing lack of actual celebrities.
Yes, I was there looking unbothered, overdressed, and ever-messy. Let’s unpack this hot, navy-blue mess.
The celebs who weren’t there
First red flag? The red carpet had more cameras than it had famous people. Unless you count Lasizwe, who was flapping around the venue like a lost extra from Lockdown. I saw more Showmax interns than A-listers. It felt like a family reunion for background actors and production runners. Where were the celebs, hun?!
Fashion? or national...