METRO FM AWARDS 2025: Tradition butchered, crowns cracked, and chaos in couture
By Zee:
Darlings, Zee, your gossip girl in the trenches was at the Metro Awards this weekend. If you thought the Metro FM Music Awards 2025 would be a night of glam, grace, and musical glory... you were gravely mistaken. What unfolded at Mbombela Stadium was less a crowning of champions and more a catastrophic couture crime scene - splashed with sound disasters, questionable wins, and fashion faux pas so tragic they might be outlawed by the AU.
If the theme was “Crowning Greatness”, someone handed the crown to a clown.
The Black Carpet bloodbath
The AFI MMA Black Carpet was billed as a showcase of African elegance, curated by House of Nala. What arrived, however, was a chaotic cosplay of confusion.
Cue: Nigerian-inspired outfits clumsily draped over South Africa...