DURBAN JULY: Who served, who scored, and who should’ve stayed home?
By Zee:
Hey glam squad! It’s your girl Zee, fresh from the Hollywoodbets Durban July, where the theme was Marvels of Mzansi. Well, some folks marveled - and others? Yoh, they went straight for Marvels of the Messy. Let’s spill:
First up, Somizi. You know he lives for the spotlight, and he did not disappoint. He rocked up with four different looks - yes, four, babes - including a humongous dress that looked suspiciously like my shebeen-queen auntie’s tired bonnet after a three-day groove, complete with a giant portrait of his late mom slapped on it. Then he switched into a newspaper-inspired frock that looked like last week’s recycling. Dramatic? 100%. Tasteful? Hmm, ask the ancestors.
DJ Tira? Guys. He looked like someone accidentally spilled methylated sp...
